bullets wizz throught the air. evil laughter resonates. silence. yes, the time has come.

no, adam hasn't found his D.Eagle. I'm off to Israel for 4 weeks with the two most screw loose people I know. Save me.

By the way, i need a single pageview to make my pageviews to become normal. if you are looking at this- thank you (ha adam!)

Oh emma, we went on crossfire again- and forgot to invite you. whoops.

So in Israel i will be camping, sometimes 3 days and 2 nights with no toilets or showers. showers- okay. no set place to take a dump!?!

And now I have stephen sitting next to me and discussing with adam about pokemon tactics against a certain badger. oh by the way:

Stephen appears

Stephen looks around

Stephen is confused

Stephen would have hurt himself in confusion but adam's uzi got there first _{terms and conditions apply. see back of pack for detail on purchising adam. no refunds.}

Me adam and stephen wnet to see the hangover recently.

"dude, you are litterally to stupid to insult."

This line sent us all into hysterics.

so im off on thrusday. I'll kinda be inactive untill we get back. if i get back at all.

heres something i just remembered.

just before my birdthday.

stephen: what are you doing for your birthday?
me: you know i can't tell you that.
stephen: please....
me: okay, ask me: are you hiring metalicca or nickleback?
stephen: are you hiring metaliica-
me: no.
stephen:
me: but ask me if i'm hiring nickleback...
stephen: ARE YOU HIRING NICKLEBACK???
me: nope. haha, this is a good game.


if all else fails, pure stupidity can't go wrong- understatement of the year

no- your other left!- famous last words of the year from stephen

who are you?- famous words upon waking up of the year

iiiiits adam!- the last words you will ever hear


so i'll be off- c ya.